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The Wrong Dick SF WEEKLY Review!
“The Wrong Dick ... is as much a love letter to detective noir as it is a spoof.”
-Lily Janiak, SF Weekly“The Wrong Dick ... has the right style, with over-the-top props, prolific gore, and hackneyed-sounding rainy-day jazz in between the scenes.”
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The Wrong Dick on KPOO 89.5 FM!
The Wrong Dick on Let Me Touch Your Mind with Marilynn Fowler on KPOO 89.5 FM! Featuring Damien Chacona, Khamara Pettus, and Andy Wenger!
THE WRONG DICK
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays
May 3-5, 10-12, 17-19 & 24-26 @ 8:00 PM.
Tickets: $20 online or at the door.The Dark Room Theater
2263 Mission Street, between 18th and 19th
San Francisco, CA 94110 -
The Wrong Dick on FCC Free Radio!
The Wrong Dick interviewed by LILYCAT ON STUFF on FCC Free Radio! Featuring Damien Chacona and Khamara Pettus!
THE WRONG DICK
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays
May 3-5, 10-12, 17-19 & 24-26 @ 8:00 PM.
Tickets: $20 online or at the door.The Dark Room Theater
2263 Mission Street, between 18th and 19th
San Francisco, CA 94110 -
The Wrong Dick Promo from 915 Cayuga!
The Wrong Dick Promo, from 915 Cayuga , performed by Damien Chacona, John Flaw Harrison, & Khamara Pettus! Music by the illustrious Kirk Hamilton and the 915 Band!
THE WRONG DICK
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays
May 3-5, 10-12, 17-19 & 24-26 @ 8:00 PM.
Tickets: $20 online or at the door.The Dark Room Theater
2263 Mission Street, between 18th and 19th
San Francisco, CA 94110 -
The Wrong Dick Opens May 3, 2012!
THE WRONG DICK
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays
May 3-5, 10-12, 17-19 & 24-26 @ 8:00 PM.Tickets: $20 online or at the door.
The Dark Room Theater
2263 Mission Street, between 18th and 19th
San Francisco, CA 94110It’s been told that 1940s San Francisco was not a very nice place. Was it fun to visit? Yes. Would you want to live there? It depends on what you’re into.
The streets of noir-era San Francisco run rampant with violence, drugs, and ladies of the prostitute persuasion. Unfortunately for Mort Fiskarmann, he just stumbled onto the remains of not one, not two, not three, but four dead prostitutes. Dick MacGuffin, Private Eye extraordinaire and savvy operator of San Francisco’s grimy underbelly, may be able to help Mort figure out what really happened. But MacGuffin seems to like dope, guns, and girls more than he likes helping Mort…
Traveling a serpentine path from the Embarcadero to the Dogpatch to Chinatown and many points in between, Mort Fiskarmann and Dick MacGuffin search for the real culprit of the Embarcadero Prostitute Massacre. It’s obvious to Dick that Mort isn’t responsible for the heinous crime. Unfortunately, there are others in San Francisco’s seedy depths who have decided that Mort is going to pay for what they think he’s done…
THE WRONG DICK
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays
May 3-5, 10-12, 17-19 & 24-26 @ 8:00 PM.Tickets: $20 online or at the door.
The Dark Room Theater
2263 Mission Street, between 18th and 19th
San Francisco, CA 94110 -
The Wrong Dick Press Kit is now available!
Includes:
Includes press release in .docx & pdf format, 11 press photos in .jpg format, and photo manifest in .docx & pdf format.Please contact Damien Chacona at damien@hampantsproductions.com for more information.
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Ham Pants Productions presents:
Mort Fiskarmann is a good man. He buys fish for a living. He plays by the rules. But a chance encounter with a pile of dead prostitutes has changed all that. Now, he’s being harassed by the cops for murders he couldn’t even begin to commit. Dick MacGuffin, shabby Private Eye and shady customer extraordinaire may be able to help Mort find the real killer. But first, he’s going to need some money. And a sammitch. Also, a pack of smokes. And some more money… Oh, some of those éclairs that are like little éclairs?
From the writing team that brought you The Safe Way and Random Idiot Factor comes a story about the dark and funny underbelly of noir-era San Francisco that never was nor should have been.
The Wrong Dick
Starring:
Tim Kay, Damien Chacona, Travis Eichhorn, Cameron Eng, Jim Fourniadis, John Harrison, Monica Hernandez, Becky Hirshfeld, Krylon, Dave Mckew, Bronson McKinley, Khamara Pettus, Lionel Rouge, Carrina Maree, Craig Souza, Dee Trimble, Andrew Wenger, and more!Featuring the Music of: John Flaw
Written by: Andy Wenger & Damien Chacona
Directed by: Andy Wenger
Tickets go on sale April 9, 2012
Performances:
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays
May 3-5, 10-12, 17-19 & 24-26 @ 8:00 PM.The Dark Room Theater
2263 Mission Street, between 18th and 19th
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The Twilight Pants (or The Ham Pants Zone)
Twilight Zone: Live Season VII is playing at The Dark Room Theater and Ham Pants Productions will be there on May 28 and 29 at 8:00 pm to present The Howling Man, written by Damien Chacona, Andy Wenger, and Jason Lewis (who never actually watched the original Twilight Zone episode but managed to rewrite it anyway. With prospectors. And prostitutes. And Bronson McKinley. And Mick Mize. And Lionel Rouge. And Cameron Eng. And Carrina Schindler. And Khamara Pettus. And the musical styling of the naked half of Vagabondage: Johnny “Nekkid” Harrison!)
Only two shows of The Howling Man will be performed! Tickets are $20 at the door, but you can beat the rush and get a $5 discount if you buy your tickets online and use the discount code MAGGIE.
We’ll be wearing our cured pork britches, so come see us play on stage!
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"The Story" is online!
That’s right, folks! The two video interludes from Random Idiot Factor are available for your viewing interest and pleasure! The entirety of Random Idiot Factor will be up on the site soon, but in the meantime, enjoy!
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Random Idiot Factor pictures!
Random Idiot Factor has been a huge success night after night after night! Check us out in the gallery! We’ll be uploading pictures of Random Idiot Factor on stage and behind the scenes all week!
The last week of Random Idiot Factor is upon us! For a guaranteed seat at our last three shows, buy tickets online!
Two-for $30 Thursday presale tickets have sold out, but you can still buy them at the door, Thursday, November 19 at 7:30 pm!
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RANDOM IDIOT FACTOR tickets are going fast!
Presale tickets for Random Idiot Factor are nearly sold out! Buy yours now! Don’t forget: tickets are two-for $30 on Thursdays and $20 on Fridays and Saturdays!
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Ham Pants Productions is Socially Networked!
That’s right, folks! Ham Pants Productions has a Facebook page! If you have a Facebook page, please friend us, and tell your friends how fancy-cool we are!
We also have a Facebook page for Random Idiot Factor! Let us know if you or your friends are coming to see our (hilarious and brilliant) new show!
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Ham Pants Productions Presents: People!
At Ham Pants Productions, we cultivate talent using The World’s Oldest Profession (i.e., marketing). That said, Ham Pants has updated our PEOPLE page, with all the juicy links, media, and chicanery you’ve come to expect from Andy Wenger, Damien Chacona, Monica Hernandez, Carrina Schindler, John Harrison, Justus Bends, Dan Foley, and Zombie-J (the people whose stuff was just added, just now).
For at least an hour of distracting hilarity to forward to your friends with the subject line: OMG! U have 2 C this!!!, visit our newly updated PEOPLE page. We’ll be glad you did.
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Tickets are available for RANDOM IDIOT FACTOR!
Tickets now available for RANDOM IDIOT FACTOR! Ham Pants Productions announces the opening of their new original comedy, RANDOM IDIOT FACTOR.
RANDOM IDIOT FACTOR opens November 5th at 8 pm and runs Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays through November 21!
Tickets are $20 and two-for $30 on Thursdays! Buy tickets now!