Ham Pants Productions

is San Francisco Theater


  • The Bonesaw Bros. Present an Evening of Holiday Horror


    Friday, December 12, 2014 @ 9:00 PM

    $20 Online and at the door!

    Christmas is a time of love, giving, and unspeakable horror. It wasn’t always the horror of ugly sweaters, annoying cousins, and Jingle Bell Rock. Once upon a time it was fear for the real life threats of coming winter. So, family and folk huddled around embers of a Winter Solstice bonfire to release their terror by tell stories.

    Scary stories.

    Horrible tales of death, punishment, and the supernatural, where men died and children were abducted by Christmas monsters like Krampus, Gumphinckel, and Zwarte Piet.

    On December 12, rise above the horde of vacant eyed consumers and join the Bonesaw Brothers for an evening of Christmas horror, ancient seasonal rites, eldritch winter tales, and holiday ghost stories.

    The evening will consist of multiple scary live christmas stories performed by theater group Ham Pants Productions.

  • Naked Dudes (& Ladies) Reading Lovecraft!

    Ham Pants Productions

    There is only one name synonymous with cosmic horror: H.P. LOVECRAFT. There are only a few dudes who know how to read in front of a live audience … with their dongs out.

    Just in time for Valentine’s Day, HAM PANTS PRODUCTIONS is proud to present: the second-annual NAKED DUDES READING LOVECRAFT now featuring NAKED DUDES and NAKED LADIES reading LOVECRAFT!

    $20 online or at the door!

    Wednesday, February 12, 2014
    8:00 PM

    Stage Werx Theatre
    446 Valencia Street
    between 15th & 16th

  • Read about Naked Dudes Reading Lovecraft!

    If YOU would like to READ what people have to say about OUR NAKED DUDES reading Lovecraft, check us out on i09 and SF WEEKLY!