Ham Pants Productions

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The Wrong Dick

The Wrong Dick
  • The Wrong Dick is now on DVD!


    And you can buy one now, for the eminently reasonable price of $5.00 (plus $1.50 s&h) which is $6.50 total for a DVD with a play on it!

    Is that a deal? That is a deal!

    Each DVD includes one performance of The Wrong Dick cobbled together out of several performances of The Wrong Dickand a special alternate scene in San Francisco Darla's Jazz Club!

    All proceeds go to Ham Pants Productions, who would really like to put on a new show, with your money.

  • Praise for The Wrong Dick!

    The Wrong Dick ... is as much a love letter to detective noir as it is a spoof.”
    -Lily Janiak, SF Weekly

    “I loved this play. What a great original script. Funny. Gritty. Well-acted all around. It’s much better than Cats. I’m going to see it again and again.”
    -Sean Kelly, YouTube

    The Wrong Dick ... has the right style, with over-the-top props, prolific gore, and hackneyed-sounding rainy-day jazz in between the scenes.”
    -Lily Janiak, SF Weekly

    Read the full SF Weekly review of The Wrong Dick!

  • The Wrong Dick

    The Wrong Dick

    Mort Fiskarmann is a good man. He buys fish for a living. He plays by the rules. But a chance encounter with a pile of dead prostitutes has changed all that. Now, he’s being harassed by the cops for murders he couldn’t even begin to commit. Dick MacGuffin, shabby Private Eye and shady customer extraordinaire may be able to help Mort find the real killer. But first, he’s going to need some money. And a sammich. Also, a pack of smokes. And some more money… Oh, some of those éclairs that are like little éclairs?

    May 3 – 26, 2012
    Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays @ 8pm

    The Dark Room Theater
    2263 Mission Street (b/t 18th & 19th)

    TICKETS: $20 at the door or online

    From the writing team that brought you The Safe Way and Random Idiot Factor comes a story about the dark and funny underbelly of noir-era San Francisco that never was nor should have been.

    Directed by Andy Wenger and written by Andy Wenger and Damien Chacona, THE WRONG DICK features: Tim Kay, Damien Chacona, Travis Eichhorn, Cameron Eng, John Flaw, Jim Fourniadis, Monica Hernandez, Becky Hirschfeld, Krylon, Carrina Maree, Bronson McKinley, Khamara Pettus, Lionel Rouge, Craig Souza, Alexia Staniotes, Dee Trimble, Andy Wenger, and Tiffany Zhao!

  • The Wrong Dick on KPOO 89.5 FM!

    The Wrong Dick on Let Me Touch Your Mind with Marilynn Fowler on KPOO 89.5 FM! Featuring Damien Chacona, Khamara Pettus, and Andy Wenger!


  • The Wrong Dick on FCC Free Radio!

    The Wrong Dick interviewed by LILYCAT ON STUFF on FCC Free Radio! Featuring Damien Chacona and Khamara Pettus!


  • The Wrong Dick Promo from 915 Cayuga!

    The Wrong Dick Promo, from 915 Cayuga , performed by Damien Chacona, John Flaw Harrison, & Khamara Pettus! Music by the illustrious Kirk Hamilton and the 915 Band!


  • The Wrong Dick Press Kit

    The Wrong Dick PRESS KIT

    Download now!

    Includes press release in .docx & pdf format, 11 press photos in .jpg format, and photo manifest in .docx & pdf format.

    Please contact Damien Chacona at damien@hampantsproductions.com for more information.