Ham Pants Productions

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  • Monica and Patrick bask in opening night glory.

    Random Idiot Factor (Opening Night After Show Shenanigans)

    Pictures by Emily Laubach. continue »

    • Monica and Patrick bask in opening night glory.
    • Zombie-J has taken insane.
    • Tiffany is so happy with "The Story", she's making this face.
    • Lionel presses his palms together as he wishes for world peace..
    • Khamara thinks Random Idiot Factor and cigarettes are A-OK!
    • Are Carrina's tonsils swollen? I can't tell.
  • Damien, excited to begin sciencing.

    Random Idiot Factor (Sciencing Reamerall)

    Damien mixes Sodium Silicate, Isopropyl Alcohol, and dye to make Reamerall. Photos by Dave Moore. continue »

    • Damien, excited to begin sciencing.
    • 12 pounds of Sodium Silicate
    • Sodium Silicate is smelly and gooey.
    • Damien adds Isopropal Alcohol and dye to Sodium Silicate.
    • Damien. Mixing. Science!
    • Peer at that science, Damien!
  • Zombie-J & Willz

    Mr. Dingle, the Strong (backstage)

    This is what happens when actors stop being polite and put their Ham Pants on. continue »

    • Zombie-J & Willz
    • Julian & Willz
    • Fancee “Fanny” Polesso!
    • Carrina "Look-at-my-Face" Schindler!
    • Andy throws up a gang sign.
    • This is Lionel.
  • William playing The Theme to The Safe Way

    The Safe Way

    The Safe Way was a play about a grocery store that is in no way associated with the ch ... continue »

    • William playing The Theme to The Safe Way
    • William. Crooning. Sweetly.
    • Damien seems displeased with Gerri.
    • Damien, Andy, and Adolph: considering.
    • Carrina is sassy and pissed (in character).
    • The view from the tech booth.
  • Carrina and Lionel show off their hair.

    The Safe Way (backstage & cast party)

    The thing about having your Ham Pants on is how much fun it is. See? continue »

    • Carrina and Lionel show off their hair.
    • Everyone, this is Ben's Lip. Ben's Lip, this is everyone.
    • This is Kirk: so nervous he's sleeping.
    • Julian, pretending he's sensitive.
    • Adolph and the crisp, refreshing light of the green room.
    • Ha! We're putting on a play!